Today, I chopped off the top of my finger through the nail while at work. Hung off like a hand sanitizer cap! While the blood was cool, squirting around all willy nilly, the pain hasn't been any fun, lmao.. and to think I did this cutting apples. I definitely hit a nerve, as it's still throbbing after being numbed and stitched up. Also, apparently, I'll never feel the tip of my finger again. Whole kitchen looked like the set of a Wes Kraven film, and, well, needless to say, don't play with knives kids!